A hopefully constructive blog

girl: babe come over

boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren't home

boy: I know

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

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aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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spoopycecilos:


gentlepresent:

spoopycecilos:

spoopycecilos:

THeese fuckngin cows drank their own milk and not only that  theyre boy cows, boy cows with udders and they drink this unholy godforsaken he-milk they put it botttles and they drink it they drink their milk sin they drink it lik e the sick animals they are  

This is literally the best post about cows I’ve ever made

How many other posts about cows have you made

Not enough

spoopycecilos:

gentlepresent:

spoopycecilos:

spoopycecilos:

THeese fuckngin cows drank their own milk and not only that  theyre boy cows, boy cows with udders and they drink this unholy godforsaken he-milk they put it botttles and they drink it they drink their milk sin they drink it lik e the sick animals they are  

This is literally the best post about cows I’ve ever made

How many other posts about cows have you made

Not enough

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